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In-grown Toenails and Iran
by jess Saturday, Jun 15 2019, 11:27pm
international / prose / post

I discovered in the media today that my in-grown toenail was caused by Iran, isn't that right Mike? Furthermore, I had a severe attack of acid-stomach after eating out, and I 'know' that Iran was again responsible because John Bolton told me so; I mean really, you would think that neocon war mongering, TRANSPARENT, Washington buffoons could do better, but they can't.

Mike Pompeo -- LIAR

Japanese on board an attacked tanker in the Gulf of Oman have already contradicted Washington's evidence-devoid claims, stating that they were hit by a “flying projectile” NOT a mine, then we have this from the mouth of puppet president Trump himself, “[the mines] virtually had Iran written all over them” – give the world a break with your failed false flag attempts Washington 'geniuses' and servile, buffoon presidents. The entire WORLD is aware of your tricks which hang out like dog's balls today.

So try it again, until your credibility reaches zero, but next time at least think of something NEW. Your privately owned mass media is no longer capable of selling American LIES to the international community, WMD, anyone? OR better still, fuck off! You are now bordering on pariah status, so keep up the 'good' transparent work and self-defeating (tariff wars), you star-spangled, INCOMPETENT, insular clowns. The world needs America today like it needs a hole in the head.

"Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light .." Well, can you? Not a chance!

John Bolton -- LIAR